DOGE JONES INDEX
THE HIRING HALL
THE HIRING HALL

APPLY FOR A SEAT IN THE GALLERY.

Free mint. 3 per wallet. 3,030 will ever work here.

The art is 24 by 24 pixels authored as data, every trait a pixel grid with a palette, and the 3,030 doges are composed by a deterministic algorithm we built, dealt from one public seed. The day the contract ships the whole collection goes into contract storage on Robinhood Chain, and from then on it renders from chain data alone. You pay the network and nothing else. much free. very algorithm. wow.

HIRING DESK HALL NOT OPEN
HIRED
the seat is empty until the hall opens
  • Free. No mint price. You pay network gas, which on this chain is a rounding error.
  • 3 per wallet. The cap is enforced in the contract, not by a promise on a website.
  • 3,030 forever. 30 wear the gold badge and hold a desk seat. 9 wear a crown. 17 are one of one grails.
  • The counts are public. The full trait census is printed beside this panel before you press anything.

chain id 4663, Robinhood Chain.

COLLECTIBLE OR SHAREHOLDER

Minting gets you the art. Badging gets you on the payroll ledger. They are two different things and this page will never blur them.

COLLECTIBLE

It is art. It is yours. The day the contract ships it lives in contract storage, rendered on chain, and it survives this website. It was generated from public seed 30301896. Secondary sales carry a 5 percent royalty, which goes back into the payroll.

A minted doge is a member of the gallery. It watches. That is allowed and it is free.

SHAREHOLDER · BADGE IN

Badging costs $DJI. Half of what you pay is burned forever and half goes to operations. A badged doge boosts the first 25,000 coins of your balance by 1.25x and takes a share of the payroll split evenly across every badged doge. There is no staking and no escrow: the burn is the commitment, so nothing holds your doge and there is nothing to unwind.

Badging in is not buying a ticket, it is getting your name in the ledger. What the epoch pays is whatever the mechanism collected that day, published as a receipt either way.

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DOGES BADGED IN
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$DJI BURNED FOREVER
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EPOCHS PAID

The 30 gold badge floor traders are born badged in. There are no tiers: one flat badge cost for every doge, so nobody can buy a better seat. The cost and the exact burn transaction are published on the explorer the day the contract ships. No distribution is promised in advance, ever.

THE ALGORITHM

Nobody sat and drew 3,030 doges. Every trait exists as pixel data, and an algorithm we built assembles the collection under rules it is not allowed to break. Here is how a doge gets made.

ONE SEED, NO SECRETS

Each trait is authored as a pixel grid with a palette, nine categories, every category summing to exactly 3,030. A deterministic generator deals them out from public seed 30301896. Run the generator yourself and you get the same 3,030 doges in the same order. There is no admin roll and no reroll.

COUNTS, NOT ODDS

The census beside the mint panel is not a probability table, it is the shipped inventory. Every trait appears exactly as many times as the published count says, to the unit. Nothing is left to luck or expected value: if the table says 5, the collection contains 5.

THE BAN TABLE

Combinations that would look wrong are structurally impossible. A doge with bull horns can never have limit down eyes, and a brim never stacks on an eye bar. Banned pairs are repaired by swapping traits between doges, and if one cannot be repaired the build fails. It will not ship one bad doge to make a deadline.

THE FORCED SEATS

9 crowns on the board. 30 gold badges on the desk seats. 17 one of one grails on ids that mean something, market history years like 1637, 1720, 1929, 1971, 2013 and 2140 among them. None of these are ever rolled: they are assigned before the shuffle starts, and if a crown or a gold badge leaks into the random pool the build fails.

THE PACK

All 3,030 doges compress to 29,224 bytes, a table of trait names plus one byte per trait slot per token, split into 2 chunks sized for contract storage. The packer decodes its own output and refuses to write unless every one of the 3,030 tokens matches the source exactly.

THE RENDER

The day the contract ships, those bytes go into contract storage and the token URI is built on chain from them: metadata and image, straight from chain data. The art will need no website, no server, and no promise. This page can disappear and the doges will not.

The generator, the ban table, and the pack check are code, not policy. If any check fails the build exits and nothing ships. much deterministic. very census.